So, I went to the Ob/Gyn today. And my new one is HOT! And I mean Yummy! He's really something to look at! And he's super nice to boot. He has great bedside manner and I felt comfortable with him right away. He reminds me of a young Dr. LaBarre (who was my most favorite OB I ever had in 20 years.)
But, unfortunately for me, my cervix (which is way up high, anyway) did not want to cooperate with any kind of internal exam. So, although he tried to be gentle, it was not fun! (not like it's supposed to be fun...but I mean it HURT!) And he kept apologizing over and over to me. He was really sweet. And I've been spotting like a big dog all day. (He said I would....)
So, blah.....
(For Stacy....he make Dr. B and Dr. R look like junkyard dogs! Although, I think Dr. R is possibly the most down-to-earth doc I've ever met. Dr. B....he's great, a talented doctor, but he just has too big of a head! KWIM?
Oh, and I told my new OB today about how when I saw how tall Dr. R was and his HUGE size 34 feet....and then, I looked at those hands and I got seriously scared about letting him anywhere near my girly parts!!! Ha ha ha!!!!)
But, unfortunately for me, my cervix (which is way up high, anyway) did not want to cooperate with any kind of internal exam. So, although he tried to be gentle, it was not fun! (not like it's supposed to be fun...but I mean it HURT!) And he kept apologizing over and over to me. He was really sweet. And I've been spotting like a big dog all day. (He said I would....)
So, blah.....
(For Stacy....he make Dr. B and Dr. R look like junkyard dogs! Although, I think Dr. R is possibly the most down-to-earth doc I've ever met. Dr. B....he's great, a talented doctor, but he just has too big of a head! KWIM?
Oh, and I told my new OB today about how when I saw how tall Dr. R was and his HUGE size 34 feet....and then, I looked at those hands and I got seriously scared about letting him anywhere near my girly parts!!! Ha ha ha!!!!)
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Now, why would your cervix be hiding from Dr. McHottie? Is it perhaps your cervix was fishing for more attention at your expense?
I've never had a cute OB/GYN. I do prefer men because I like to try to make them more uncomfortable then me. Kind of like the glitter email that goes around!
Oh geeez, the ooooginess on this post is just entirely toooo much for me! I feel DIRTY!! :)
THIS is toooo funny.. here I sit through a MASSIVE thunder and lightning storm to read you.. you are HILARIOUS!!!!!
Geez Jamie...I said he was hot, not that I wanted to "do" him!! Prudance McPrude!
Note to Beth...what is this glitter email you speak of?
FFM...don't get electrocuted, I could not live w/ the guilt!
Oh there are so many humorous ones... they are funnier when they come in an email, but here they all are in one form or another!
http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/feminine/glitter.asp
I just snorted sweet tea up my nose because I'm laughing so hard....Can you give a girl a warning. So glad you found something hotter than Dr. R and Dr. B. You were always this hillarious in the office and I can only imagine they are still laughing!
Stacy....at least it wasn't coke....that REALLY BURNS!!!
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