tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post1698760919626467790..comments2023-06-28T11:58:32.897-04:00Comments on The {Real} Roxann: I love my daughter, you know I do...but she's gonna be the death of me......the real ~Roxann~http://www.blogger.com/profile/08182786221545229324noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-23925035848675369252008-05-05T10:10:00.000-04:002008-05-05T10:10:00.000-04:00Adorable Rox, I am so glad that you recorded it al...Adorable Rox, I am so glad that you recorded it all. This will be just a fleeting moment in a lifetime of memories. They grow up far too fast. What a precious baby!Cindy Rolandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05913246166134971911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-14259584544973298522007-10-28T07:27:00.000-05:002007-10-28T07:27:00.000-05:00I remember those days. I have 3 daughters, 2 are a...I remember those days. I have 3 daughters, 2 are a set of twins and what one didn't think of the other did! Hang in there!Margee'https://www.blogger.com/profile/01491877284136803475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-3553117536900371252007-10-28T03:26:00.000-05:002007-10-28T03:26:00.000-05:00oh my goodness... I am sorry but I laughed só hard...oh my goodness... I am sorry but I laughed só hard cuz of this post..<BR/>having a 3 yo daughter .. it kinda sounds familiar..<BR/>There used to be a call for moments like these <BR/>"Dont get mad... take picturesMireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03446361527976221817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-77235570571019372442007-10-22T14:21:00.000-04:002007-10-22T14:21:00.000-04:00On the up side- she did all of her allotted destro...On the up side- she did all of her allotted destroying for her toddler years in one fell swoop, rather than spreading it out.<BR/><BR/>Yikes. <BR/><BR/>I'm sorry. <BR/><BR/>The funny thing is- my kids have done all of these things. One dumped out $40 worth of embossing powders once, and I told you about the LO she shredded the other day! Still miffed about that one!<BR/><BR/>try a mr clean magic eraser on the grout.<BR/><BR/>Those little buggers move FAST.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-32805564223781173282007-09-24T23:03:00.000-04:002007-09-24T23:03:00.000-04:00well I have had a wild blue monkey here....yep blu...well I have had a wild blue monkey here....yep blue all over my new homes walls. I asked who did it..H replies he and P did it. So I started looking to figure out which is the 2 year olds and which is the 3 years olds. Hmm all in my living room, my bedroom walls and my bathroom...where was I...I was in one other bathroom have a private moment thinking they were watching some kid crack show but instead they were making my walls blue...yes blue pencil from some happy meal toys. I was saving the toys to regive at halloween and H opened them up. So I have two blue monkeys in my house...did i mention they wrote on the stairs lol lolTamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17424691714634446504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-79810274144429373012007-09-23T13:06:00.000-04:002007-09-23T13:06:00.000-04:00Omg, I am laughing so hard, but I know it's not fu...Omg, I am laughing so hard, but I know it's not funny, lol.<BR/>I'm so sorry, lol.<BR/>ps - she is adorable lol.Kerry McKibbinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00536366514192227118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-69476962725458124132007-09-20T09:21:00.000-04:002007-09-20T09:21:00.000-04:00Hi Roxann. I am anonymous from yesterday. Didn't h...Hi Roxann. I am anonymous from yesterday. Didn't have time to figure out my google password and wanted to make sure I left a comment. :::Waving::: I will be back. You have such a great sense of humor and I have totally enjoyed your writing. Keep up the great work!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15420642740531568951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-13294730669626576942007-09-20T08:33:00.000-04:002007-09-20T08:33:00.000-04:00OMG!!.....How did I miss this?? Poor Roxio!! You...OMG!!.....How did I miss this?? Poor Roxio!! You know..I have 2 just like this!! he he he he!!! I feel your pain....Been there too many times!! Good thing you have Big Daddy. And it can happen in just seconds. C loves scissors... He's cut everything... the curtains, bed sheets, hair, pictures and even the trampoline.....Oh goodness I feel so bad for you!!<BR/><BR/>You can't punish that sweet Angel baby for being a creative artist. You might set her little ego back. If you had provided her with an opportunity to express her inner creative child, she woulnd't have messed with your scrapbook supplies. Now you should sit her down and reason with her (SMACK) ROLFLMBO! Baw ha ha ha!!! <BR/>....Or you could quickly make her understand and get it over with. Just Pop them thighs a few times girl!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-13050514912487371582007-09-19T09:49:00.000-04:002007-09-19T09:49:00.000-04:00to my new friend, anonymous!Welcome!!! So glad y...to my new friend, anonymous!<BR/><BR/>Welcome!!! So glad you found and have been enjoying my blog!!!<BR/><BR/>Thanks for your note! Hope to hear from you again, soon!!!!<BR/><BR/>Roxann :-)<BR/><BR/>(ps....if you go back in my archives, you will find more hysterical stories!!!)the real ~Roxann~https://www.blogger.com/profile/08182786221545229324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-81471917614422102642007-09-19T09:40:00.000-04:002007-09-19T09:40:00.000-04:00Hi Roxann. I just wanted to say that I found your ...Hi Roxann. I just wanted to say that I found your blog by accident last week and I have laughed so har. First the tampon story and now this one. I have a 3 yr old and know just what you are going through. lol :::Going right now to lock up all ink pads and embossing powder::: lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-51944727377462550342007-09-18T02:01:00.000-04:002007-09-18T02:01:00.000-04:00Hey Amy!Snort-laugh till you cry away!!I truly bel...Hey Amy!<BR/><BR/>Snort-laugh till you cry away!!<BR/><BR/>I truly believe that's why God allows me to experience what I do in my life...to share it with others!!!<BR/><BR/>(My mom always said I should write a book about my life because people would never believe all the insane things that happen to me!!!! AND I THINK SHE'S RIGHT!!!!!)<BR/><BR/>M is Beautiful! But so are you're babies....which reminds me, I think I'm due some RECENT pics of them!!!<BR/><BR/>rwthe real ~Roxann~https://www.blogger.com/profile/08182786221545229324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-85378056062758875032007-09-17T23:11:00.000-04:002007-09-17T23:11:00.000-04:00I am so sorry, Rox, I really am, but I have snort-...I am so sorry, Rox, I really am, but I have snort-laughed so hard I cried the entire time I read this. I too have a pink monkey but she's never done anything like THIS (knock wood....)<BR/><BR/>GOD she's gorgeous, too. Y'all do make beautiful babies.<BR/><BR/>....even if they're covered in ink and peanut butter (the peanut butter was my favorite part).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-62411918943799323512007-09-17T02:29:00.000-04:002007-09-17T02:29:00.000-04:00Hi Trish, Jamie and FFM! Yep, it sucked! But, no...Hi Trish, Jamie and FFM! Yep, it sucked! But, now I think it's funny<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the comment, Niki....and it's ok if you laugh! That's why I had to post it! <BR/><BR/>And for the record, aside from being put in bed for a nap and a stern "no no" from both me and her dad.... the pink monkey got off pretty easy!<BR/><BR/>:-)the real ~Roxann~https://www.blogger.com/profile/08182786221545229324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-8708926444626165472007-09-16T22:58:00.000-04:002007-09-16T22:58:00.000-04:00WOW. Please don't think I am ever laughing at you ...WOW. Please don't think I am ever laughing at you and your pain right now - but the way you captured this memory - it was just so shockingly funny. I sometimes have to laugh through my anger when the kids do something so destructive - I think to myself - I wonder what he/she looked like when he/she was running through the house causing all this mess? For some reason, the thought of that just makes me crack up. That is, of course, a good few hours after we've cleaned up the disaster zone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-74812727554908435792007-09-16T18:24:00.000-04:002007-09-16T18:24:00.000-04:00OH NO.. OH NO.. OH NO.. but believe me you.. I hav...OH NO.. OH NO.. OH NO.. but believe me you.. I have a child that did that.. and I'm talking in SECONDS.. so I belive you 100% when you say she did that in 10 minutes.. Poor mama.. and I'm sorry for your loss.. :(FlipFlop Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12479481622722807244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-25616563071513106722007-09-15T22:16:00.000-04:002007-09-15T22:16:00.000-04:00I'd beat her....yep...beat her...a lot...and then ...I'd beat her....yep...beat her...a lot...and then lock her in a closet somewhere until she's thirty! (me? Extreme? Noooooo...)<BR/>hee heeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8040713868285685187.post-44421556311809854872007-09-15T21:30:00.000-04:002007-09-15T21:30:00.000-04:00There is a saying that goes like this.... Never tr...There is a saying that goes like this.... Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you. Well honey, trouble is at your front door! I would have killed Joel if he did this. Did you get a picture of her before you cleaned her up? My heart is with you. 2yr olds are fast.Trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13798088512298049530noreply@blogger.com